Mr. Grooism

Get your own
 diary at DiaryLand.com! contact me

Larry’s Links:

If you only visit one
of my links, be sure to
check out Insider Entertainment
Stuff and an anything goes
weblog from Television/Comic Book
Wordsmith Mark Evanier at
POVonline and
News From M.E.
(Hey, that’s two links!!!)

Visit The World’s Fastest Cartoonest,
Mad Magazine Icon and Groo creator
Sergio Aragones (pronounced Ev-uh-neer)
at (where else?) www.sergioaragones.com!!!
Be sure to check out his “ask Sergio” feature!

You can find my favorite
Penguinesque Musings
at Penguin Perspectives

For the web’s smartest source of
sarcasm, games , news and anecdotes
plus his trademark Bad Review Revue,
ya just gotta read Defective Yeti !.

Mimi Smartypants rocks Chicago
with the Windy City’s hippest blog!

Take a stroll through
the back alleys of New York City
for fascinating hidden treasures at
Photohistorian Kevin Walsh's amazing
Forgotten New York

NEW!!!
For a more sideways look
at the nooks and crannies
of NYC descend
if you dare
to the depths of
Satan’s Laundromat!

Hey, with a handle like
Tazja Lovecraft
she’s gotta be worth reading!

The first blog I ever read is still
one of the best, can you say
cheesedip?

Laugh yourself silly with
Comic Book Artist/Animator
Scott Shaw!'s
Oddball Comics,
a hysterical tribute to classic
comic strangeness (with an
equally oddball Message Board!)

Start your journey through the
Okefenokee Swamp here at the
brand-spanking new and highly official
The Official Pogo Website,
then check out the links section for the established
Pogo fan sites!

Super Fan and All Around Nice Guy
Eric Chun’s website
has great comic book sketches,
GrooFest/San Diego Comic Con
pictures plus The Bangles!

Sergio Aragonés Groo The Wanderer
Official Website

Join The Groop!

Whatever you do, do not click here!

Check out Mr. Grooism
for news, opinions,
reviews, Grooisms (natch!)
and occasional bouts of lunacy,
covering a wide array of interests.
Whether you're into Comic Books or
Rock and Roll, Groo or Godzilla,
Sci-Fi or Fantasy, the self-styled
Mr. Grooism will poke around
in your corner of the cosmos
soon enough! older entries newest entry

December 16, 2003 - 12:33 a.m.

Note:

For some reason, my December 7 entry The Dark Tower loads as my December 9 entry, and even reentering the info doesn’t seem to fix it. Somehow it would seem that the page names are the same (Did I err? ), however Diaryland’s editing program doesn’t seem to allow me to rename a page once it’s posted without completely deleting it and placing the pages out of order. For now I just added it again after this one.

See? My life really is just an endless series of Grooisms!

Thirteen and a Half Things™

Okay, so everyone in the world rips off Letterman with a Top Ten List. I at least will pretend to be subtle when I rip him off, and call my listing of hopefully humorous stuff Thirteen and a Half Things. So There.

Thirteen and a Half Things™…
A Guy Should Never Do On A First Date!

1. Make any mention whatsoever of Captain America, Green Lantern, Wolverine or Wonder Woman (yeah, especially Wonder Woman…)
2. Wear a twisty-tie around your finger and refer to it as “My Presssscioussssss.
3. Do impressions, unless you’re Rich Little (okay, even if you are Rich Little).
4. Ask if she thinks your “Little Soldier” will be happy tonight.
5. Use those three special words: Pull My Finger.
6. Drink significantly more alcohol than her.
7. Admit that you are Not Of This Earth.
8. Cry cry cry like a little baby.
9. Complain about breast size.
10. Check out the waitress.
11. Finish her meal.
12. Lick the plate.
13. Propose.
13.5. Call your


Add your own comments, I’d love to hear from you!
Just v CLICK HERE v
0 comments so far

Ahoy, mateys! Only until Talk Like A Pirate Day!

previous - next

All content except as noted copyright 2003, 2004 Lawrence C. Steller, all rights reserved. May not be reproduced in any form without express written permission from Larry, ok?

Sign up for my Notify List and get email when I update!

email:
powered by
NotifyList.com
about me - read my profile! read other Diar
yLand diaries! recommend my diary to a friend! Get
 your own fun + free diary at DiaryLand.com!