January 02, 2004 - 9:02 p.m. A Fresh Grooism Plus Thirteen and a Half Things� It was inevitable, but ya gotta admire my speed and efficiency � Ahhh, My First Grooism of 2004! Boy, I sure don�t waste any time! At about 1:15am yesterday, that's an hour and fifteen minutes into the New Year, I nailed my first Grooism of 2004! Some friends and I were hanging around outside of Medieval Times, where we celebrated the New Year, smoking cigars and reminiscing. I was talking about a college friend who lost his hair in his early 20's, yet instead of going toupee or something dopey like that he just Let It Be, and looked quite distinguished. In describing him, I said he was �shiny bald up top� with short, neat hair on the sides, and to demonstrate gestured front to back across the top of my head with the hand holding the cigar... ...and dropped the lit cigar down the back of my collar!!! *sigh* Happy Groo Year, Indeed!!! Thirteen and a Half Things�� That I Hereby Resolve For 2004 I Resolve� 1. To Be All Things To All People. 2. To Cultivate A Stalker or Two. 3. To Slap Someone�s Face With A Fish At Least Once, Twice If I Survive. 4. To Casually, Slowly Stroll NYC Streets But Madly Rush Everywhere Else!!! 5. To Sneak The Word �keelhaul� Into At Least One Serious Conversation Daily. 6. To Play More PogoHockey. 7. To Quote Nietzsche But Attribute It To Pauly Shore. 8. To Add More Stupid Links Like this For No Good Reason. 9. To Play Freeze Tag In Times Square. 10. To See At Least One Movie I�m Convinced I Will Hate. 11. To Do The Loco-Motion. 12. To Float Like A Butterfly, Sting Like A Bee, and Yodel Like Slim Whitman. 13. To Mystify Strangers. 13.5. To Always Tether My� Add your own comments, I�d love to hear from you! Just v CLICK HERE v 0 comments so far Ahoy, mateys! Only until Talk Like A Pirate Day! previous - next All content except as noted copyright 2003, 2004 Lawrence C. Steller, all rights reserved. May not be reproduced in any form without express written permission from Larry, ok? email: