Mr. Grooism

Get your own
 diary at DiaryLand.com! contact me

Larry’s Links:

If you only visit one
of my links, be sure to
check out Insider Entertainment
Stuff and an anything goes
weblog from Television/Comic Book
Wordsmith Mark Evanier at
POVonline and
News From M.E.
(Hey, that’s two links!!!)

Visit The World’s Fastest Cartoonest,
Mad Magazine Icon and Groo creator
Sergio Aragones (pronounced Ev-uh-neer)
at (where else?) www.sergioaragones.com!!!
Be sure to check out his “ask Sergio” feature!

You can find my favorite
Penguinesque Musings
at Penguin Perspectives

For the web’s smartest source of
sarcasm, games , news and anecdotes
plus his trademark Bad Review Revue,
ya just gotta read Defective Yeti !.

Mimi Smartypants rocks Chicago
with the Windy City’s hippest blog!

Take a stroll through
the back alleys of New York City
for fascinating hidden treasures at
Photohistorian Kevin Walsh's amazing
Forgotten New York

NEW!!!
For a more sideways look
at the nooks and crannies
of NYC descend
if you dare
to the depths of
Satan’s Laundromat!

Hey, with a handle like
Tazja Lovecraft
she’s gotta be worth reading!

The first blog I ever read is still
one of the best, can you say
cheesedip?

Laugh yourself silly with
Comic Book Artist/Animator
Scott Shaw!'s
Oddball Comics,
a hysterical tribute to classic
comic strangeness (with an
equally oddball Message Board!)

Start your journey through the
Okefenokee Swamp here at the
brand-spanking new and highly official
The Official Pogo Website,
then check out the links section for the established
Pogo fan sites!

Super Fan and All Around Nice Guy
Eric Chun’s website
has great comic book sketches,
GrooFest/San Diego Comic Con
pictures plus The Bangles!

Sergio Aragonés Groo The Wanderer
Official Website

Join The Groop!

Whatever you do, do not click here!

Check out Mr. Grooism
for news, opinions,
reviews, Grooisms (natch!)
and occasional bouts of lunacy,
covering a wide array of interests.
Whether you're into Comic Books or
Rock and Roll, Groo or Godzilla,
Sci-Fi or Fantasy, the self-styled
Mr. Grooism will poke around
in your corner of the cosmos
soon enough! older entries newest entry

February 12, 2004 - 11:43 p.m.

Thirteen and a Half Things™

Thirteen and a Half Answers…
To Age Old Questions!

1. Why Do Men Pick Their Noses While Stopped At Traffic Lights
Hey, have you ever hit a pothole while picking your nose doing 40? Ow ow ow ow OW!

2. Why Do Politicians Lie?
Because fundamentally unlikable people need need need you to like them to further their goals/plans/nefarious plots!

3. Why Do Birds Suddenly Appear, Every Time You Are Near?
They think you’ve Got Bread, why else?

4. Why Do Guys Flush The Toilet While They Are Still Peeing*
Personally? It’s a race to finish before the last swirl goes down the tube. I never was much good at races! Check out this Imponderable over at Dave Feldman’s hysterical Imponderables web site.
*Those of us who flush at all, anyway.

5. Why Was I Suddenly Reminded of Dave Feldman’s Imponderables While Writing The Above Question?
Hmm, I guess because I should have realized before that particular light bulb went on that this entire list is nothing more than a poor attempt to mimick his finely crafted shtick! Damn!

6. Why don’t Lois, Jimmy, Perry and Lex Luthor recognize Superman when Clark is wearing glasses?
It’s quite simple really, and makes a lot of sense once you really think about it. The real question should be why are my opponents making such a big deal over a simple question that has been answered many times before? It’s just really a shame that people are continuing to bring this issue up. It’s clear that some are not interested in the facts. I want to share the facts with you. This is an important issue that some chose to raise in the context of an election year, and the facts are important for people to know.

7. Will this work for me?
Not a chance.

8. Hey wait, did you just totally cop out on questions #6 & 7?
Yeah, and 5, 8, 9 & 10 too!

9. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What, African or European?

10. If Godzilla is so unstoppable and bullets, bombs and missiles harmlessly bounce off of him, but complicated devices that fail to properly stop him are able to anchor themselves deep in his hide, why don’t they just shoot him with a big giant arrow and be done with it?
Where’s the fun in that? (Oh, and Thanks D.F.!)

11. Do completely sober people ever actually say the words “It’s ok, I’m completely sober?”
Nope.

12. Is this list even halfway funny?
Nope

13. Who is funnier, Carrot Top, Adam Sandler, Pauly Shore, or Burt Lancaster?
Lancaster all the way, baby!

13.5. Then how come…?


Add your own comments, I’d love to hear from you!
Just v CLICK HERE v
2 comments so far

Ahoy, mateys! Only until Talk Like A Pirate Day!

previous - next

All content except as noted copyright 2003, 2004 Lawrence C. Steller, all rights reserved. May not be reproduced in any form without express written permission from Larry, ok?

Sign up for my Notify List and get email when I update!

email:
powered by
NotifyList.com
about me - read my profile! read other Diar
yLand diaries! recommend my diary to a friend! Get
 your own fun + free diary at DiaryLand.com!